Me: Hi there. Been a while.
Tumblr: We liked it better when you weren't here.
Me: Psshh, yeah, I liked it better too.
Brain: You aren't actually posting this are you?
A society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they shall...– Greek Proverb
Battlefield Bad Company 2 is such an underrated...
It really is, but sadly it has been left behind. RIP: Best Squad Ever.
When you have simply run out of fucks to give.
America Is a "Failed State" with a "Dual Justice... →
Obama says to Repulicans: "You think we're... →
True Life Shit.
brycelovescats: With glasses Without glasses FTFY
sanityscraps asked: Hey, FYMS admin here. Thanks so much for submitting! I love that Halo track. We can't post that other "Truth in 24" track, though, just because it's an m4a. Tumblr can only play mp3s. Do you by chance have an mp3 link to the same song?
Elmo is played by a cool black dude. Would've... →
I just watched a documentary on the Chicago DNC Protests where nonviolent protesters got their asses beat by the fucking government. I am so mad right now.
That moment when you realize you’re a [insert social network/blog] lurker. edit: grammar
Rob Delaney: Lesson/Plan from Japan for U.S. West... →
robdelaney: In 1995 a 7.3 magnitude earthquake hit Kobe, Japan. Almost 6,500 people were killed. Japan studied this disaster very closely and devoted tremendous energy and resources to being better prepared for the next big earthquake they knew would one day come. As a result, Friday’s earthquake (I am NOT…
Best Comedians out there?
@sofapizza inspired me to make this list. Here we go: Paul F Tompkins, Scott Aukerman, Jimmy Pardo, Jimmy Dore, Todd Glass, Doug Benson, Chris Hardwick, Conan, Patton Oswalt, Tom Lennon, Norm Macdonald, John Hodgeman, Louis CK, Jon Stewart, Steven Colbert, Zach Galifianakis, and so many more. Listen to Comedy Death Ray Radio if you want the best comedy from the US.
Reading Questionable Content is the only thing...
what-is-this-i-dont-even: The only thing. #lol #but seriously #i started yesterday and im on 630 I’ve read through it all twice. I’ll probably do it again this summer. So good.
When you discover a new show and watch it nonstop.
sofapizza: thelibyanrevolution:thewouldbetraveler Just a brief video of what’s going on in Libya. It’s absolutely moving to just watch it. spreading awareness
I actually read the Bible quite frequently. … I like to scare my kids...– Jon Stewart
What's your best troll dad story?
Guided Relaxation Dub - Borgore Woo Boost - Rusko Sweet Shop (Come Follow Me) - Doctor P feat. P Money Fucking Cunt - Whisker Twister Ginger Pubes - Cookie Monsta Death Pig (Squitty Bubbler First Cut Promo) - Decree No Escape (Datsik Remix) - Excision Why Don’t You (High Rankin & Evolve Or Die Remix) - Gramaphonedzie Blurgh! - Cookie Monsta Rocco’s Revenge - Trolley Snatcha Scatta - Skrillex...
❒ Single ❒ Taken ✔ Who cares, message me your...
The worst thing about Valentine's Day
Awwwwww yeeeeaaaaa One email all day and it’s from me. U jelly?